The Bertenshaw-Douglas Dog Wrestling Service

Just a quick note of thanks to the Bertenshaw-Douglas Dog Walking Wrestling Service.  First a warning: if they offer to walk your canine friend, do prepare well in advance.  You wouldn't want to answer the door in your striped pyjamas without even having had a sniff of caffeine, would you?

Well let me tell you that punctuality is just the start of it, their service really is second to none.  Not every walking service offers an infant for your dog to play with, or an older dog for yours to harass, but the BDDWS does! And as far as the wrestling itself goes, they are not afraid to get down and dirty with your hound, as the muddy paw-prints on Catherine and Simon's shoulders attest.  Their fee is modest and payable with cake or biscuits.

As always, the proof is in the pudding: the pooch is pooped, too tired even to play with his new turkey.